So I figured it would be a good wind down to the crazy catalog time, that ran into Xgames which is crazyness in itself. Rolling Stone party that is. Aaron Ross and I drove over to Hollywood to go to a party where Gary and Morgan were riding. Really?  Thats weird but OK. I’ll bite. The party ended up having a 7+ foot VERT quarter to quarter which make it the world tightest/scariest ramp ever. Did i mention it was barely 8 ft wide? And in the Dark? with stobe lights and smoke machines? Gary and Morgan and Voelker killed it anyway. Did I say Voelker? As in “the Lord” Yes I did. And he did rule. He had command over this ramp like you do of your backyard mini thats 5ft high and 30 ft wide. Flairs, 540’s, back flips and wild backwards nose wheelies.

At this party you could also get shaved. Like for real, in a barber chair, but not with a sweet straight razor or some pro tools. With a disposible Schick. Oh yeah, on display in front of this whole party. Even creepier was the hand massages given out in full view of the party. Wierd. The dancers? Half dressed yes, but doing the robot? Now thats hot(please note extreme sarcasm). The Beer girl was even wierder. It seemed like she had never danced before and now she was forced to do so in a cowboy hat, bikini, and in front of the goth/madmax/robot/burlesque dancer. Oh yeah with beers in hand the whole night. Weird. And creepy. Again. At least they got a break when the band came on. Oh wait, that means I have to listen to Social Distortion. damn. Mix in horrible Hollywoodites with more silicone than brain matter and you have the recipe.

Oh yeah, IPhone takes crappy photos in a dark club.

One more thing.

Criss Angel is in the finals for this years National DBC awards.

Link to last years awards here.